(WIDK By Brittany Hahn) – This poor guy is powerless, thanks to a crazy ex-girlfriend.

A Vancouver teacher says his career has been derailed by an ex girlfriend who wont stop posting nude photos of him online as well as offensive and defamatory comments. 

35-year-old Lee David Clayworth has been cyber stalked for 2 and a half years now, despite the fact that his crazy ex was sentenced to jail and a former court ruling ordering the material to be removed.

Unfortunately for Clayworth, his ex fled the country, reports CBC News.

After him and his ex broke up, she stole his laptop and hard drive. ”Everything that was digital and saved in my life — whether it was in the hard drive or laptop — is just at the disposal of this woman,” said Clayworth.

If you take a second to Google search his full name, links pop up with his name on LiarsCheatersRUs.com and statements calling him a pedophile.

(iWIDK By Alex Dorian) – After achieving a remarkable weight loss, one man claimed he has new anxieties to worry about.

Doug May, a father from Spartanburg, SC, lost 300 pounds by eating mostly fruits and vegetables and partaking in a vigorous exercise routine, the only downside being that he has developed a dread of food.

According to The Post and Courier, May confessed that whenever he goes out to eat he needs to force himself to consume his meal.

Anna Voss, a counselor with Associates at Park Avenue in Greenville, compared May’s fear with that of an alcoholic who’s afraid of beer: “You don’t want to go back to the way you were.”

And after making such an incredible feat, who would?

(WIDK By Brittany Hahn) – Not the best plan ever conceived.

Michigan woman Cheryl Nelson, 52, set up a fake account on Facebook and “stalked herself” to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend.

She allegedly sent threat messages to herself and contacted the police eight times in 2011 and 2012, saying she was a victim of harassment, stalking, assault, and home invasion.

Police say Nelson admits she used her ex-boyfriend’s (Kevin Haarsma) personal information to set up fake accounts in his name, reports Yahoo.

“Nelson made (an) admission that she had been falsely reporting crimes because she was not able to let go of her relationship with Kevin,” reports case detective Jason Russo.

(WIDK By Omar Guzman) – Always listen to your doctor.

18-year old Ashley Hyde nearly lost her eyesight after contracting a flesh-eating parasite from her contact lens.

Doctors ran a series of tests to figure out just what was wrong with Ashley Hyde’s eye.

After drilling in to her eye they retrieved part of a parasite that had eaten through her cornea, nearly causing her to lose her sight.

People who wear contact lenses are always told to maintain good hygiene and replace their lenses frequently in order to avoid dry eyes or infection.

Hyde, who did not change her lenses every day, sincerely regrets not heeding that advice.

According to Opposing Views, she is expected to make a full recovery but will require months of treatment in order to get rid of the parasite.

(iWIDK By Brittany Hahn) – This isn’t the first time social media caused a huge problem…

New Jersey man, Shawn Moore, posted a photo on Facebook of his 11-year-old son posing with a .22 rifle, which was apparently the boy’s birthday present; this prompted child services to show up at the family’s door. 

According to Momania, Moore claims that he bought his son the gun to use strictly on hunting trips; he believes someone who saw the picture on social media took action and called an anonymous child abuse hotline.

Welfare investigators, along with four police men, were at the house requesting to see Moore’s guns.

Because the officials showed up at Moore’s house without a warrant, and allegedly wouldn’t leave.

(iWIDK By Brittany Hahn) – Blaming an ex is normal on many occasions, but this is a bit weird.

Mychia Vang, a woman from Georgia went to the police Tuesday along with her mother to report that her ex-husband cast a spell on her home.

Vang told a sheriff that her ex-husband was able to tell where she was at any given time… hence the ‘spell.’

Vang and her mother also told an officer that her ex-husband was the reason she was ill, reports 234 Globe.

The officer took action by… basically not doing anything.

(iWIDK By Brittany Hahn) – Looner: a person who is sexually aroused by balloons.

63-year-old Julius has an obsession with balloons that goes so far that he literally gets sexually aroused by them.

It started when he was a kid as an innocent addiction just like any ‘normal’ kid might have… or so you’d think.

“When I see a beautiful balloon my heart starts to flutter and I get aroused,” Julius said, reports Radar Online.

His favorite are the clear, spherical ones; he compares it to how some people prefer blondes and some prefer brunettes.

Julius also talked about how he gets sexually satisfied by blowing balloons up not completely so they can “take a beating.”

(iWIDK By Lauren Keough) - A women sees the world upside down. 

Bojana Danilovic, 28, views everything the wrong way up due to a condition that alters the way her brain processes images.

According to Opposing Views, Danilovic has to read papers from the bottom up and uses an upside down computer screen.

Speaking to local news outlets, she said: “It may look incredible to other people but to me it’s completely normal. I was born that way. It’s just the way I see the world.”

When she gets home after a hard day’s dizziness, she watches one TV, which is balanced atop another TV the rest of the family is watching.

(iWIDK By Omar Guzman) – The most popular girl in school is loaded.

A 12-year old girl showed up to class with $20,000 and started giving it away.

An unidentified 12-year old female student at The Sixth Grade Academy surprised everyone when she began to give away large sums of cash.

The student is said to have received $20,000 cash from a neighbor who lives across the street from her Taylor, Michigan home.

Administrators at the school quickly recovered all the money that had been given away, with some students possessing as much as $500, before alerting authorities.

According to NBC, the money has been returned but the incident is still being investigated by Taylor police.

(iWIDK By Alex Dorian) – Seems a bit pricey.

Olivia, an NYU student, answered an ad on Craigslist asking for “girls with pretty feet” between the ages of 18-30 years old and found a world she didn’t expect to fall into.

According to The New York Post, Olivia later found herself on a sofa getting her foot massaged and toes sucked by a pot-bellied gentlemen and getting paid $20 every ten minutes to boot.

Olivia claimed that being a broke college student at a competitive school prompted her to find the unorthodox job.

Because Olivia and her clients didn’t remove their clothing, they didn’t do anything illegal.

Surprisingly, Olivia found her clients to be very respectful and polite – as polite as a man sucking on her toes could be.

(iWIDK by John Latchaw) – Eat your heart out, Bella and Edward.

Reality star Kim Kardashian recently got a ‘Vampire Facelift,’ a procedure in which a patient’s blood is drawn from their arm and injected into their face.

According to Dlisted, the entire scary (or sexy, if that’s your thing) treatment was shown on Kourtney and Kim Take Miami.

Apparently the blood rejuvenates your skin and gets rid of wrinkles.

While I am typically desperate to try anything to stay fresh, I may have to forego this one.

Maybe.

John Latchaw is a celebrity gossip expert, and writes occasionally on his blog, Hashtag Rehab.

(iWIDK By Rebecca Arden) – If he wasn’t getting any before, he definitely isn’t getting any now. 

Known only as “Daniel” to the Craigslist community, an Austin, TX man tried an unusual, and creepy, way to make some new female friends. 

There is a huge music festival, the South by Southwest festival that is a week-long event of fun, music, and drinking, that takes place in Austin, Texas this March.

According to Noisey, one festival-goer tried to bring some extra fun to the festival … by posting an ad on Craigslist offering his house as a place to stay … only for females.

If it was up to him, the space would only be offered to sisters, twins or multiple friends … but he’s willing to settle on one single lady. How chivalrous of him.

His ad includes all the bonuses the lucky ladies would receive, including free internet, food, transportation and the best part, “a 6′ tall 190 lbs 6% body fat with ripped abs and a musician, for company.”

Surprisingly the ad was removed from Craigslist, but he re-posted it a couple days later, just in case he didn’t get enough rejects the first time around.

(iWIDK By Alex Dorian) – A second grader wanted to please his elders.

Eight-year-old Sanele Masilela, from South Africa, recently married 61-year-old Helen Shabangu a mother-of-five and already married woman.

According to Opposing Views, Sanele wanted to honor his grandfather’s last wish; to see his grandson get married before he dies.

The ceremony cost the Masilela family around $2,000 dollars. Thankfully, the marriage won’t be legally binding, as Sanele and Helen won’t be living together and declined to sign a marriage license.

Sanele claimed that he will marry someone his own age when he grows older, yet he maintained that he genuinely loves Helen.