(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – This was sticking out from underneath someone’s door.

It’s  recipient has let humanity down.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – At least they put it on his back so he can’t see strangers laughing at him.

Better than those kids having to stand next to traffic holding their signs.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – You probably should have taken the hint when she responded to your wink by biting down “ferociously.”

She’s not interested.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – This kind of frigidness isn’t so great in a person.

But in a beer, I don’t mind it.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – Usually when your kid outsmarts their teacher, it’s good news.

However, this is just unfortunate.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – Then why is it in this envelope and not given to a veteran?

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – Try having this stare at you through an entire class.

It might be a little hard to concentrate.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – The fact that every guy thought they were the one straight guy is reason enough to watch this show.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – Here’s an evil prank to play.

Make sure the cups are all stapled together too!

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – Running desperately after an ice cream truck is a feeling we all know too well.

So it’s easy to empathize when it ends in despair.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – After knowing this, we may all be more likely to pay closer attention to our hygiene.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – “… if not, kindly return it, as they are expensive.”

The fact that it looks so beat up suggests that perhaps it was returned a few too many times.

(iWIDK By Janine Mullaney) – Cross at your own risk.