Gerard Depardieu Is A Citizen of Mother Russia

(iWIDK by John Latchaw) – Seeing how well Depardieu picked up English over the years, I’m sure learning to speak Russian will be a cinch for him.

Famous French film actor, Gerard Depardieu recently obtained Russian citizenship after a recent visit with Vladimir Putin.

According to Radar Online, Mr. Depardieu, star of Bogus, is not too happy with Francois Hollande’s new tax plan.

The star has already listed his Parisian home for sale and is basically ready to get the Hell outta Dodge (Dodge = France).

So, long story short, Putin gave Depardieu a passport–no questions asked.

I’m left unsettled by this–Gerard Depardieu is Frencher than Napoleon, it’s throwing me for a loop.

You could literally write an SAT analogy question using ‘Gerard Depardieu : France’ as the beginning.

Hey, at least the colors on the flag are the same so it won’t be too difficult for him to switch who he votes for in the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

John Latchaw is a celebrity gossip expert, and writes consistently for his blog, Hashtag Rehab.