Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal Are Not Dating

(iWIDK By Branden Lee) – Maybe she did learn her lesson from the first time she dated a guy in a see-through closet. 

Actress Katie Holmes and actor Jake Gyllenhaal have denied recent reports that the two had started seeing each other. 

DListed states that Katie’s former co-star Joshua Jackson set them up , or allegedly attempted to.

I never believed the Jake Gyllenhaal was secretly gay rumors until he “dated” Taylor Swift.

Dating Taylor Swift is the ultimate tell that a guy is really gay.

Or just desperate for fame.

Since Jake Gyllenhaal is rarely in the public eye except for his movies, the only other reason why he would logically date Taylor Swift is to cover up that he’s really a homosexual.

He also allegedly dated Reese Witherspoon afterwards, but she was immediately engaged to her agent as soon as she and Jake “broke up.”

She could have just been dating her agent the whole time.

But Katie Holmes attempts at acting have been major fails for her lately, so maybe she has come to the conclusion if she wants to support herself, she’s going to have keep pretending to date closeted gay guys.