Jewel Thieves Thrwarted After Digging Hole Into KFC Instead Of JEWELRY STORE

(iWIDK By Alex Dorian) – You think you know ‘desperate’?

Peter Welsh, 31, and Dwayne Doolan, 31, of Beaudesert, Australia, were arrested for an array of burglary charges after they failed to break into a Wrights Jewellers store on three occasions.

According to New York Daily News, Doolan and Welsh had attempted to break the store glass with firecrackers (fail), force their way through a back entrance (good effort), and then tried to break through the wall of a shopping mall bathroom.

As opposed to breaking through the tiled wall and finding dazzling displays of jewelry all for the taking, the dynamic duo found themselves in a KFC and decided to hold up the store – making away with $2,600.

Welsh was denied bail due to a past criminal record. Doolan was given bail of an unspecified amount.