Crystal Harris Definitely Won’t Get To Keep The Playboy Mansion When Hugh Hefner Eventually Dies

(iWIDK By Branden Lee) – A prenuptial agreement is a conniving gold digger’s worst enemy. 

Hugh Hefner, 86, and his latest bride Crystal Harris, 26, have a prenuptial agreement that states that if Hugh dies during the marriage, or the couple divorces, Crystal must immediately vacate the Playboy Mansion and has no right to many of Hugh’s other assets. 

Perez Hilton reports that Hugh probably will not leave Crystal complete bereft in the event of his death or a divorce.

Just when I was ready to welcome Crystal Harris into the Gold Digger Hall of Fame with the likes of Heather Mills, St. Anna Nicole Smith, and many other various women (and men) who have married for money, this whole prenuptial agreement puts a damper on things.

Obviously Hugh Hefner would not be stupid enough to leave Crystal Harris his entire fortune after she left him at the alter and pawned her first engagement ring.  Hopefully, Crystal will be stuck having to sexually pleasure an octogenarian only to end up homeless and poor afterwards.

Every girl’s gotta have a backup plan.

I suggest she has his baby, or a baby in general, and tries to pass it off as his.

Hugh has sons, grandsons, or there must be a gardener or some hot guy passing through the Playboy Mansion.

Best of luck to the new, totally age appropriate and married-for-love couple!