Kris Humphries Dissed By NYC DJ’s By Playing Kanye

(iWIDK by John Latchaw) – If this was Mean Girls, Kanye would be Regina George.

The used-and-discarded ex-Kardashian was tormented by DJ’s at an NYC club, who continuously played hits by Kanye West, Kim K’s current boyfriend.

On Wednesday night, following a 100-86 loss to the Knicks, New York Nets forward Kris Humphries went to WIP, a club in the South Village to try and pick up some lady friends.

According to Oh No They Didn’t, Humphries failed miserably at striking up a conversation with his potential heterosexual breeding partners.

To add insult to injury, Chuck Barret and Scram Jones, the deejays at WIP, spun a constant stream of songs by Kanye West.

By the end of the night, Humphries lost it:

“He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.”

It just goes to show that you should never f-ck with a Kardashian–they have connections to the Armenian Mafia and will ruin your life.*

*Humphries just signed a two-year, $24 million basketball contract.