Lindsay Lohan Acting Like Lindsay Lohan On Set Of ‘Scary Movie 5′

(iWIDK By Zack Swank) - In a completely unexpected and totally shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan isn’t taking her role in ‘Scary Movie 5′ seriously. Gasp! Clutch pearls!

DListed reports that even though the rest of the world and even unborn babies know that Lindsay is the queen of the opposite of class producers are absolutely shocked and confused at Lindsay’s behavior. “I’m going to go home to that large rock I live under and kick myself repeatedly”- Producer of ‘Scary Movie 5′.

A source explains, “Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings. Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work. She is under contract — so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick. She tried to prove she has walking pneumonia. She’s been locked up in her room at the Bowery Hotel. She’s been in a tailspin. Even Charlie Sheen worried she might not be able to do the scene.” Slow claps all around for Lindsay!

The human version of hurricane Katrina is also up in arms over having to kiss Charlie Sheen, even though she’s only in the movie for .5 seconds. I mean, kissing Charlie Sheen sounds like NOT a walk in the park, but bitch was completely uninsurable, and no one wanted to cast her ass for the past few years. If you gotta give the maSHEEN some action to reboot that career, do what you’ve got to do, girl.

Oh Lindsay….